Many of my utilities don’t have online billing. Or they charge you for using it. It’s annoying.

Nice haul and all but I’m going to have to win to Erin purely because of the card Snoop wrote.

I’m going to guess both you and boyfriend are under 6'2? If your knees are already pressed directly up against the seat in front of you because of your height that “inch or two” makes a pretty big difference. Apparently you are assuming that everyone of superior height is as rich as Shaquille O’Neal and can afford…

Recline away. That bump you feel in the middle of your back? That’s my knees. No, I don’t plan on moving them. Enjoy.

It’s craven because the author can’t see past his own prejudices...

You know what’s not good for the American car industry? Going out of business. Ford doesn’t want to be forced to make shit no one will buy, but Fields main motivation is that these regulations are not rushed in to, which is arguably what just happened. Regulations most definitely need to be in place and OEMs need to…

Here’s where I know my liberal brothers are frustrated:

Just imagine how she is going to react when someone tells her where pistachios come from...

I wouldn’t excuse the driver, either. He’s a dick. They’re both dicks. Everyone’s a dick.

Why not? They need the tax money.

They aren’t all far-right Republicans — including Trump — and they all love money

This is why we need to stop curing new diseases. Especially Zika, a disease capable of halving the human population withing a couple of generations just through handing people out condoms. Either no kids or kids that cannot breed themselves, it is the mst humane population control disease ever. Of course if I had my…

Embedded in here is something that just baffles me about SF & The Valley. It does not seem like it’s fun to make a lot of money there. You hit the nail on the head with that boring $2.3 million ranch house. There are coders making $125k and sharing bedrooms in SF like they’re back in the freshman dorm.

One thing I can control is the amount of donuts I will eat in response to this sad as hell post.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

This is the correct answer to the problem. My property does not get to determine whether I live or die, not for orphans, not for priests, not for the president.

Counterpoint 1: A similar article on Jezebel written by a man telling women what they should keep in their medicine cabinets would not fly, at all.

I wonder how jezebel would feel if a man wrote an article like this for women.

This is a bunch of horseshit.

My face is going to age gracefully like a well-worn baseball glove. Like Robert Redford. I’m pretty sure he’d drink Bay Rum before putting any of this nonsense on his face.