They’ve had to be very careful with that because of her unapologetic support of stem cell research. They haven’t brought her out on the campaign trail since the late 1990s because of it. They had to say SOMETHING, but I have a feeling those single tweets will be all you hear from them for fear of alienating the…

Several years ago, an elderly woman went missing from a nearby retirement home and the police went full “silver alert” on her, checking every building and nook and cranny in the neighborhood (it was a particularly high-dollar facility). They found her at the home several hours later when someone noticed one of the…

Oh god, this gives me the horrors.

Why is he not running? Why??!! He would have made the perfect compromise candidate between Hillary and Bernie, at least in my head.

OH MY GOD.

“Ted Cruz? An inspiration to every kid in America who worries that he’ll never be able to run for president because nobody likes him. He’s running. And look, I told Barack, if you really, really want to remake the Supreme Court, nominate Cruz. Before you know it, you’ll have eight vacancies.”

Yeah, she basically said “fuck gay people” with her refusal to even recognize AIDS, but at least it was a classy form of homophobia.

I went to school with kids like Ted Cruz. Yes, nobody liked him in reality, but in his own world he was BMOC because he decided to see his classmates’ avoidance as quiet, kow-towing respect.

Ted Cruz as the kid nobody liked in school is the most apt description of him I've ever read.

I’ll be right back. I have to go lower my vacuum cleaner bag to half mast.

RIP and hope the door hit you on your way down the back stairs.

“With the passing of Nancy Reagan, God and Ronnie have finally welcomed a choice soul home.…

Bye Felicia.

Good

According to Drunk History, Woodrow Wilson’s wife apparently made decisions for him after his stroke. #badassfirstladies

My parents speculate about that a lot. They felt he never completely recovered from being shot.

She should be remembered for the fact that she probably took over a lot of Reagan’s policy decisions in the last half of his final term. I mean, that’s speculation, but I think he was already starting to suffer from Alzheimer’s.

Hell just got a whole lot classier.

I love Death in Paradise! I love the scenery, Ben Miller, the sargeant (who is Cat from Red Dwarf), the tension with Camille, the young policeman (I can’t remember any character names!) I also love the guest stars each ep who clearly have leapt at the chance to film somewhere so beautiful for a few weeks.