Death in Paradise is adorable! And I agree about the number of episodes. What series/season are you on?

Thanks!

Recipe pls!!!

I really love cats, because the will only be loved on their terms. I admire them for their liveliness.

Oh, look at those sweet babies, I eat to kiss their faces and snuggle them.

“I love you! They never feed me or pet me, ever ever ever! I love you! I love you! I love you!” — Our dog, to total strangers. There’s a reason she’s trained as a therapy dog; she’s absolutely undiscriminating.

Our dog is like your dog # 2. It’s actually kind of embarrassing, the way she gloms onto strangers, but they seem to like it!

I made her pose special for you, BoobPunch!

Went to the zoo with the dude and Mini Trollop today. Saw this badass frog. His expression fits how I feel about people.

Thanks! I will give her scritches for you.

When I first rescued her, the shelter wad calling her Allie. They rescued her from animal control, where her name was recorded as Cattie Shack.

Good evening Jezzies! Hope you’re all fabulous. No complaints here. I’ve been planning a non-profit donation event for my work for months now and today was the day and it went swimmingly. Bosses thanked me for my efforts so whew, employed a bit longer at least 😜

I’m coming over for dinner, k?

I am going through some of my drawers and closets to clean/purge/reorganize... and aw, man, I found some old journals from about 10 years ago when I was totally obsessed with and half in love with this guy friend...who...definitely gave me mixed messages. There are times that I really wish that I had done things…

Ate a sleeve of thin mints, drinking sparkling red wine. This week’s dating story is that a guy I’d been out on one date with knew I was going to dinner with a friend. That night I get a text asking how my bowels are doing.

Hey kitty cats! I have a vodka tonic, squeeze of lime, and two out of three cats sitting on me. I’m listening to One Hit Wonders channel on Pandora (Convoy! Ain’t she a beautiful sight! Convoy!) and have MSNBC on, muted, for election coverage, and I’m here to brag! The high school speech and debate team I help coach…

I really need to be productive today, but I’m too dizzy to get out of bed for any substantial period of time. I’ve had more bad days than good days this week. :(

I made Shepherd’s pie this afternoon and now I’m eating it while I make my dinner. Yes, you read that right. This is my pre dinner snack. I’m having stuffed chicken (pre-made from grocery store) and roasted potatoes.

Pretty sure I aced my text this week! go me! go xanax!

Hi friends! Been MIA for a couple of weeks due to life (work) being shit and getting involved with a new dude on Saturdays.