Fistbump for having possibly problematic bits. I can’t really talk to my mom about it, but I put it off far too long and I have no one to blame but myself for the sleep I’m losing. I’m going to Planned Parenthood and mom’s going with me and we’re going to my favorite diner after so at least that's something I can look…

It's my favorite kind of dinner. No muss, minimal dishes, and has carbs and cheese.

There is no shame in pizza, hot or cold. It’s a perfect food. And I figure if you don’t drop it it’s considered balanced.

I stumbled over a Twitter feed that was so full of misogyny and xenophobia that I actually lost my words. They appeared to be a father of multiple kids, and divorced. Shockingly they were a huge fan of Trump /s

Best of luck, and keep your head up. You can do this.

I have an appointment at Ye Olde Crotch Doc on Monday and I am less than thrilled. So I’m watching Age of Ultron and eating a lazy dinner. Paired with more avoidance of cold weather with tea. And Twitter. I’m stepping a little back on FB because it’s a hellhole.

I truly wish Scott Stapp the best with his life, his marriage, and his mental health. I hope he's living a happy, healthy life with his family.

Wendy Williams is a garbage person.

I think so, but that's a helluva read.

RIP Scully’s poor dog.

I shit you not.

I know, right? I guess I just expected better from someone that I thought was a friend. I don't harbor any ill will towards him now, but that ship has sailed far, far off the horizon. I obviously can't prove he stood me up because I told him he wouldn't be getting any, but I do think that had I not said that he would…

I got stood up last summer by someone I thought was a friend. We have a history of being occasional FWB, but that was a few years ago. I hadn’t seen him for a year and he showed up literally on my doorstep looking to reconnect. He was talking date, like go out to dinner and talk. But I’ve changed, I’m not up for a…

What the fuck? Yet somehow BernieBros are just an invention by overly sensitive feeeeeeeemales.

I want to give you extra stars for your name!

It is! Only thing I would have added if I had them on hand would be BBQ chips.

His face, that smug look at Michelle, it just slays me.

I’d absolutely share my dinner, but I totally ate it all. There was not much in that comment (except my forever favorite Obama video that I can watch a billion times) that adds to any interesting conversation but it definitely sums up exactly who I am.

Congrats on the new job, me and my 75 unfinished chapsticks salute you.