Hey Kanye ^^^^^^

Applicable to either one of those blowout diapers.

Ooo! Piece of candy!

In my mind I am giving you a dozen stars.

Did you fart in her mouth before the State of the Union? Because that would explain why she looked so sour and miserable.

Not this shit again. I still have the image of Kim Davis burnt into my brain as she posed with Mike Huckabee (which I must admit led me to donate to Planned Parenthood in their names, along with Ted Cruz.)

She makes me angry, and that just adds to my disinterest in watching the Full House reboot.

Hey Kanye ^^^

That looks so chafe-y.

Absolutely. Unless the negligent parties (I.E., not the kids) face legitimate consequences for preventable deaths, it won’t change.

I doubt it. But I went through the death of my teenaged aunt when I was in elementary school. No guns involved, but its stuck with me for almost 30 years that there is no pain quite like losing a child.

I’m sorry they lost a grandchild. I will never know that pain.

I can’t help but feel bad for them, but they have to carry that weight. Thing is, that 3 year old child is going to carry the most guilt for zero fault. No kid should have to live with that kind of guilt, ever. And no kid should die because someone didn't think to lock up the deadly attractive firearm.

How many times does this have to happen? Is there some sort of acceptable number of dead children that I don't know about? I feel awful for everyone involved.

Fuckin entitled babies. There’s so many of them, and it’s not like they all wear a sign so we know which dude is going to flip his switch and start killing when they hear no.

I’m comfortable with my RBF. It tends to keep a nice perimeter of personal space, and my friends generally know I’m thinking of a cup of coffee and food, not planetary destruction. But of course men have RBF too. It’s just considered to be “serious tone” as opposed to “bitchy.”

So is this like Lohan getting pulled over with coke in her pants but totally not knowing whose pants she's wearing because they were obviously not hers because she'd never keep coke in her pants?

Exactly. Gwenyth and Chris seem like solid parents but she’s got no space to say she has it harder. I’m sure it’s difficult and painful to leave her kids when she’s shooting, but my mom drove over 100 miles a day to work so I didn’t have to switch high schools with a regular average job. No nannies, no trainers, just…

My predominate memory of this movie outside of Sebastian knowing his ABCs is that a friend ruined the ending for me.

I was raised primarily by an incredibly hard working single mother, that made me want to shake her by her shoulders. How brutally narcissistic.