Except if you know anything about sailing.

Tastes like chicken.

Pete is an ad man. He'll sell anything and everything to anyone.

SHAMELESS
Why is that so hard for some people to understand?

It's pretty simple. Brian Buckner sucks. Hard.
At most, he needs to stick to broadcast TV. Better yet, he should retire from the entertainment industry entirely.

Probably an hour of just Bill and Sookie, which is the equivalent of the True Death for viewers.

Holy mother of god. So bad in so many ways.
At this point, it makes daytime soap operas seem like Shakespeare.