Apparently I was hate-scrolling through the wrong Matt Walsh's Twitter feed. I'm too relieved to feel embarrassed. 

Nothing is worse than “Cherry Poppin’ Daddies”

Counterpoint: Chumbawamba and Jamiroquai are both infinitely less awful names than “Hoobastank”. But points to him for having a sense of humor about it.

I bet what you found surreal, even though you probably couldn’t put your finger on it, was the characters delivering monologues directly to the camera...and the fact that they almost completely speak about a single subject, every time they open their mouths. It’s a very weird movie, even now.

My dad’s favourite episode.

I know it sounds weird, but i actually enjoyed her on the facts of Life.

Cloris Leachman always struck me as one of those wonderful people who aged physically not mentally. She had an incredible range as a performer, but I think equally important was her willingness to stretch and take some out-there roles, particularly in comedy. That’s a rare gift and one to be celebrated.

Lol I was joking. Thanks for that!

“My greatest regret in this sorry thing called life is nevah being able to pool off a 720 Gazelle Flip. I coot nevah make it past 360. Any farther and I woot lant on my ass.” ~ Werner “Nosegrind” Herzog

I love how Herzog’s interviews are amazingly never gibberish. They have the cadence and vocabulary of bullshit, but always retain the weight of someone genuinely contemplating a question or topic and trying to address it. 

He didn’t say that Russian Orthodox choir music gives a “strange feeling of  space and sexuality” but “space and sacrality”.

Every time I see kids skateboarding in a parking lot, (1) I think of this Onion article, and (2) the kids prove the article true: https://local.theonion.com/nations-amateur-skateboarders-havent-landed-trick-in-12-1819574936

The Skateboarder stands again, his body aches with the pain of a thousand falls. His body says “stop” but he says “NO”! He begins to roll on his wheeled board. She is a harsh mistress who brokers no compromise. She does not allow mistakes and she punishes them with pain.  But she is but one of the many bitches that…

From Wikipedia:

Thank you for this, fellow oldtimer. I had a blast reading it.

Reid McCarter is double-Canadian Platinum.

i’m so tired of the jk-is-bad take (not because she isn’t, its just a go-nowhere story now) but this is fucking hysterical. 

Based on metatext from JK Rowling herself, the series revolves around the fight to keep the ghost of Myrtle Warren out of the wrong bathroom.

Shit I would do if I had a time machine.