My DVDs all played fine, yes. I’m so sorry.

That’s because it’s virtually impossible to make that movie any less funny...

...most all music is added in post-production; I’m confused what your point is.

Jesse Plemons is known by his other name, Meth Damon.

The Nesquikening Doesn’t Know!

So...

Fuck Oswalt. Steve Allen thought of that already!

Normally I don’t give attention to people in the grays, but fuck every single wretched little crevice in your decrepit little body. As someone who loves a family member with a stutter, you have no fucking idea how hard they have it. They are mocked relentlessly by cruel bullies like you, and no matter how smart they…

Here’s your 1.9 trillion dollar economic plan:

“liberals and conservatives have become increasingly hostile toward each other”

Fuck that.

He was certainly a garbage human being, but I’m not sure I understand what an “outdated accomplishment” is. Is Abbey Road an outdated accomplishment? The Great Pyramids? The Theory of Relativity? 

I find this whole thing downright bizarre. First there’s an article trumpeting Gatsby entering the public domain and how Disney should take advantage of that to make Gatsby content. Now people are putting their own free time into willing this into existence, not seeing the irony in draping Gatsby in the…

i.e., a cancer that has metastasized to multiple areas of the patient’s body.

I still do. I’m makin’ new memeries all the time!

Hudson Hawk is a fun movie. That is all.

So to be clear, Chuck Norris is still an asshole.  He just isn’t a completely insane and stupid asshole

Here’s what I don’t get: It’s perfectly fine to not know or understand enough about what’s going on in the world. Especially if you’re an entertainer. You don’t have to be a politics expert, you don’t have to have deep psychological insights into anyone or anything. It’s fine.

It’s a gif of a reoccurring joke from Asdfmovie

After WWII there was also a thing called The Nuremberg Trials, where the guilty faced justice. Need some of that now.