Another commenter here clued me in on FB Purity, a plugin for Chrome that lets you customize your FB home page, and get rid of that garbage. Hell, you could probably customize it to be nothing but white space, which might the ideal way to experience Facebook. 

Requisition me a beat, mon.

I’ll never forget the old guy who used to call in to the ISP that I did tech support for back in the ‘90s. He never said he had a problem or gave us error messages, he just said ‘I can’t get my ladies’ and we knew who it was.

If an older gentleman can’t look for sex gifs without coming under public scrutiny, I don’t want to live in this world

It’s called the ‘Dutch oven’. Don’t ask me how or why I know this.

Everyone, check this guy out! He knows his kids’ names!

How have you not been watching this and all the other shows and movies on TV and available on streaming? Are you spending time with your family?

I’m not making this up; I had no idea what this show was about until I read this article.

Their constant need to romanticize the idea of Trumpland voters “opinions” or more accurately misconceptions is ridiculous. It empowers the idea that having uneducated opinions backed by false logic is somehow charming and valid. The overly quoted, but relevant Isaac Asimov - “The strain of anti-intellectualism has…

In your defense, many of those minutes contain Jimmy Fallon.

It’s clear nobody in power there is looking at their model on a regular basis and asking did this work? Why or why not?

...so you’re telling me this whole movie is going to be a Jacob’s Ladder-type scenario?

On the podcast, Paul honestly sounds more in love with Keanu than he is with June. I feel like he’s definitely jealous

Good, we needed someone to balance out the zaniness, nothing like Jason Mantzoukas to play a level headed character to keep things grounded.

At least it was a good casting choice all that nepotism for all those years was weird.

Hey, I don’t need your hexes to give me a lousy weekend. I’m perfectly capable of doing it all on my own.

This is going to be REALLY controversial, but I’m gonna name Wes Anderson. He has an impeccable eye and sense of design and style, but at the expense of anything approaching warmth or spontaneity, because it is all so designed and arch and calls attention to itself, and more and more he has become wrapped up in…

Ethan Kath got what he deserved.

I got your back.