I don’t know about “remotely,” but...West Covina, California’s only two hours from the beach!

P.S. Fraaaaaaaaajeeeeeeer!

Well, I don’t know about you, but I’m listening!!!...for someone to make a joke about tossed salad and scrambled eggs.

Sounds like someone never got to be werewolf.

Paul Blart: Old Guard

It’s basic Home Ec. You start by defining a range of Necessity, Luxury and Waste. For example:

Or a sequel, where she moves to Britain and becomes even more downbeat: “Wednesday Weak.”

Century schmentury! It took them five or six years to get Counselor Troi a standard-issue uniform on Star Trek, and that was the future.

Not exactly. But it was originally pitched as a “bizarro Scooby-Doo”—i.e., each episode would have ended with the baddies unmasking the “true detective.”

Hey, check this out (from the Wikipedia article for King Kong)!

You may be right about Toho, but the first thing I thought of was actually Donkey Kong. From the Wikipedia entry for “Universal City Studios, Inc. v. Nintendo Co., Ltd.”:

I’m curious about Superman, too, but King Kong’s been taken against his will into the public domain so many times by the Japanese that I can’t get too excited. And anyway, he’s basically just an ape on an island. (Now, put a bunch of him on a planet—or even a Daily Planet? Yes, you might have something.)

What? Why in the world would you think you had anything to forgive? He didn’t cheat on you, doesn’t know or think about you. What arrogance.

Looks like she got married and had a kid (via surrogate)—and is “close friends” with Nicole Richie? We should all be so lucky!

Munn is okay (I think?), and Petunia will probably squeak by...but I dunno, man. If Jim Gaffigan cheated on his wife, I’m not sure I’d ever be able to watch him again. I’d feel lied to. As you say, Mulaney didn’t have kids, so it’s not the same thing—but I think it’s pretty close. And also? He did Mulaney. His…

I’d go Paris/Pius. Then I’d finally be done paying Sony’s unconscionably high monogram fees!

You may be surprised, but in New York, they’re everywhere, and open as early as the first week of August (a quick search returns something like 15-20 in Manhattan, with another half dozen or so in the outer boroughs). I can’t recall ever buying anything, but I’ve enjoyed killing the odd ten or fifteen minutes of a…

Why can’t you just admit you were scared?

I really liked Bewitched as a kid, but I had to refresh my memory about this—and while it’s certainly sad, I’m not sure there’s much room there for blame. Seems like Dick York had already been suffering from serious health problems for years when he got the role, and that the producers tried their best to keep him,…

Yeah, even Adequately Sapphic (with Julia Sawalha and Helena Bonham Carter) failed to pass the frickin’ Bechdel Test!