(Extremity! It just came to me. But I stand by it, it’s quite a word.)

That’s...wow, I’d never heard that. (“Ultimately” is such a weird word, too. In the context of linguistics, it almost seems to mean “originally”—e.g. “ultimately derived from the Greek”—though I guess it really means something like, “In the final analysis,” or even “based on the latest research.”)

Seriously... if a game features neo-Nazi anything, it should only be to set up the visceral satisfaction of seeing neo-Nazis’ heads explode, like in Bionic Commando.

Oh, yeah? Well meh... to you.

Nah, he was an antihero. Like Dexter.

The scenic route! Gorgeous, in fact. You really had to be there.

I may have had it right the first time, actually — “just folks.” (Also this Cohen guy seems like a dick.)

Oh, I wish I hadn’t pluralized that. Such regret. (Also I’m sorry he’s dead, but I had no role in that, really.)

I’d forgotten she and Bourdain were an item. Christ, imagine how disappointed you’d be to run into them at brunch and realize they were “just folks.”

But how can we even be sure it was a woman? Don’t all women on the internet wear Chewbacca masks?

*farts*

What a terrible thought! Granted, they both emerged from dirty swamps, found unlikely success in the ad industry, and have almost certainly had sex with pigs. But it’s a just a nasty rumor — and now that I’ve heard it, I fear even Ocean Breeze Soap won’t get me clean.

Those are both above-average sequels, but I’d give the edge to the Stalyns. Also, Station could totally school Butterball — and not only at Clue or Battleship, but also, like, at life, you know?

Jesus Christ, Christopher. I hated him the moment I saw his goddamn stupid motorcycle, and nothing he subsequently did made me like him more. And I liked Rory and Lorelai less, for not offering him pure Drano in a coffee thermos, or celebrating winter’s first snowfall by stabbing him in the heart with a quirky icicle…

It still exists, and I’ll have you know it boasts not only a handsome website and searchable database of Ohio obituaries, but also this very tasteful portrait of Balki Bartokomous (the inspiration, presumably, for his mysterious middle initial):

a picture of Bernie on the Frasier couch that was tweeted out by Peri Gilpin, appears to have been deleted

Oh well, I’ll enjoy watching it on Hulu all the more, since I haven’t seen the episode in its entirety in twenty years.

That’s pretty cool. I remember when they Kickstarted the Veronica Mars movie, one of the perks was to appear as an extra at her high school reunion — and apparently the director, Rob Thomas, was convinced the next show to get such a treatment would be Freaks and Geeks. If it ever happens, maybe you can reprise your…

I shelled out for the Deluxe Yearbook edition, too, but when it arrived, one of the DVDs wouldn’t play properly. I called Shout! for a replacement, but the new copy they sent had the exact same problem. I called them again, and they said, “They’re all like that.”

If it was a burn, it was unintentional — I genuinely do confuse them. I’ll admit it’s bizarre, though, given that I definitely recall hearing the “Meth Damon” thing, now that it’s been mentioned. But seriously: I watched all of his Black Mirror episode at the start of lockdown saying to myself, “This can only be Matt…