You are really dumb, aren’t you?

At the Portland Auto show this year there was an unmarked booth with suspiciously bland and out-of-place seands near the Hyundia/Kia corner of the show room. They had this same basic gimmick setup on the show floor as “Guess the Car.” It was somehow more appalling and boneheaded to watch in person. They didn’t even…

Close. Saab 93. Glad you got the reference though!

My favorite is when they are all looking at the Chevy Malibu with no badges and the guys like, “so what kind of car do you think this is” and one dude is like, uh I think it’s a BMW.

I cannot believe anyone has ever looked at a Chevy and said, “That sure looks like a BMW.” Somewhere in Europe a German engineer is suffering from random brain anyuerisms everytime this ad runs.

Bettman is so universally hated by fans, I’m sure most cops who follow hockey would laugh in the guy’s face.

THE NHL RESERVES THE RIGHT TO REPORT SUCH MISCONDUCT TO APPROPRIATE LAW ENFORCEMENT AUTHORITIES.

Even Clinton Portis knows that’s a terrible Bettman.

Something something liberal chemtrails, thanks Obama.

If I had not received a $3800 insurance quote back in the late ‘80s, my screen name would have been 944Turbo instead of 900Turbo.

Dude, you must be kidding with point #5. That kind of comment can only come from someone with a SERIOUS inferiority complex - like the guy who got picked on a lot in high school but now makes a lot of money and wants his car to broadcast that fact loudly.

It should be in the constitution that rich self-entitled assholes from third world counties should be nicer when living on our soil. Fucking douchnozzles.

“Fuck America” being uttered by an non-American while on American soil should result in an automatic one way trip out.

I’ve driven a lot of $60,000 cars. Compared to some of those, the design is still timeless, and the seats are above and beyond what is even reasonable. They’re phenomenal.

My Tony Gwynn story: 1991, San Diego, I went down with 2 friends for Spring Break and ended up catching a Padres game. This was long before cell phones, etc...after the game we were waiting for my friend's mom to pick us up. We're waiting in the parking lot...it gets later and later and later...until it had to be…