We need more thoughts and prayers. That’ll help.

This sounds dangerously close to victim-blaming to me.

My rapist apologized for standing by while others said shitty stuff.

Take this star and get the hell out of here...

Thank you! I have a zillion more 30 Rock-related usernames I have on standby in case anything ever happens to this one.

Have you ever been attacked by a wild cougar? *Straight face* Why yes Megyn hundreds of times.

Ok, here goes. Writing this out makes me want to barf. 

1) omg yessssss! It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

Let this be the first and only joke of its kind.

Actually, let me explain this without reading the article.

Paltrow & Jolie are from Hollywood families. If Blythe Danner’s daughter and John Voight’s daughter didn’t feel comfortable speaking up for fear of repercussions, what does that tell you about the level of power Harvey Weinstein had over the entertainment industry? I hope this illustrates for people how deep this…

... which is a common phrase used to describe ‘seeing things as the really are’ ...such as like in The Matrix where Neo takes the red pill.

Uh-oh, an international university where only 49.1% of the incoming freshman are white... clearly there must be something afoot.

Spoken like someone who has never hunted the most dangerous game.

BUT DID ANNIE LENNOX EVER FIND HER CRYSTALS? We really need to stay on topic here.

“How much I’ve been moved and touched to see you in tears.”

that was the best part of the story! The rest is sad.

Raging against the corporate machine by making shitty, close-minded assumptions about an independent artist? Right on, dude! ಠ_ಠ 

My cousin had a furby that always made fart sounds, then went “yum!” The look in its eyes when it would say that still haunts me.