Can we just have a round of appreciation here for the Jezebel writers, who have been ON THIS SHIT like nobody’s business? I am filled with love right now.

New Rule: Empathy Is A Criminal Offence

Maybe I’m missing something, but I feel like this post is a weird attempt to take issue with Falahee’s statement despite the fact that there is nothing wrong with it.

This is what kills me about the idea that we should election “non-politicians” to public office of any kind - and this is an idea that comes from both sides of the isle.

DAMN YOU JOHN LEGEND AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL SONG ABOUT LOVE. I was doing a pretty good job of holding it together until I watched this damn music video. Ugh for the love of crock pots my face is LEAKING. 😩

My worst week was having my grandmother die and consoling my mom about it. This is pretty damn close. :(

nah

I like to picture a physical struggle between Trump and Kelly Conway for his damn phone. You know that’s her talking in the second tweet.

Four years of 24/7 damage control, Kelly -you SO deserve it.

That’s great and all Bernie, but your one-note Millennial issue concerns are why you tanked the 35+ black and Latino vote, and therefore didn’t win the nomination.

Just remind them that you’re “telling like it is.” Aren’t they supposed to be big fans of that kinda thing?

How about this: “President-elect Donald Trump, a man who brags about committing sexual assault and not paying taxes, who mocks the disabled and was accused of child rape...”

President Old Dead Gourd Full of Poop

It’s so funny that the phrase “you have to respect the office” was around for Bush, disappeared for eight years, and makes a return when a white man gets elected.

THIS ^^^^. All of a sudden they are like “He’s the president and you have to respect him now”..... nah... eff that you hypocrite.

Oh I plan to give that oozing scab of hate aaaaalll the respect that HE gave “the title” for the past 8 years.

Nah, he’s got all the hilariously disrespectful nicknames in the book coming to him because he’s proven himself to be unworthy of respect. He displays a complete lack of respect for more than half the American populace. He doesn’t respect me? He doesn’t get respect back.

I have a ton of respect for the title Decaying Jack O Lantern, so I have no idea what you are talking about. Though I’m partial to Man-Sized Ass Cyst myself.

These are the trolls who have been emboldened by the King Troll winning the election. The people who demanded we respect George W Bush “because you have to respect the office” traded in racist birther nonsense and claimed President Obama was a Kenyan/Muslim/homosexual/etc, but are now right back on their “You should…

I am just going to keep saying this everywhere, because I have zero other words but I feel this knot in my stomach:

As I’m comforting my Muslim spouse as she sobs about what this means for her, I don’t have time for nausea. I just want her to be okay. I want to live in a place where an interfaith lesbian couple with disabilities aren’t seen as the enemy. I’m tired of our lives hanging in the balance every goddamn election because…