Nope

I dunno man, for me today the worst person is a toss up between this guy and that lady with the white girl dreads in Crown Heights who moved to her historically violent neighborhood, opened a bar with daddy’s money and tried to use “bullet holes” in the wall of her establishment to get people to buy overpriced…

Sorry you’re too brainwashed by hormones and cultural norms to recognize the truth that whatever little spit up and shit leaking bundles of tantrums you have or will have will be little more than an annoyance and drain on the lives of those around you for pretty much their entire childhood before growing up to almost…

Nah, I think most people acknowledge that they we’re also once objectively terrible. Children are a semi-necessary plague

Kids are objectively terrible but people freak out anytime anyone says that

I also hope to meet Mitch McConnell. I’ve always wondered if testicles can be made to pop out of a person’s eye sockets with application of enough force.

That’s nothing. I introduced my dad to Diablo and he got so into it he spent all his time on the computer in the attic and even started playing sometimes at work. It was so bad that my mother was getting frustrated with him not spending time with the family, doing chores and so on and they were fighting all the time.…

Personally, I am vaguely  whelmed 

Well, it is pretty at least... If it ends up being a very pretty Pitfall machine, I’d buy it at the right price point

Nah, you still couldn’t finish it all without some heavy curation.

A bit late to this party, but as someone who is trying to make it through a career working with developmentally disabled people and who has read enough to know something about the horrors of Willowbrook and places like it (look it up if you don’t know what I am talking about, seriously), the current threat to Medicaid…

I guess at the end of the day that’s the difference between me and Goku. He fights all the time and yells really loud and gets more six packs. I do the same thing and some judge says I’m not supposed to have any six packs at all anymore

Classic conservative thinking. If you are sick, you’re a “lowlife” and deserve your illness

Have you heard of “Half Life: Source” or “Black Mesa”?

never heard of it

Thanks dude, didn’t see that in the 50 other replies about it. You’re sure proving your worth today

wow, I had never heard of that in any of the 48 replies before yours. Thanks for the tip!

In the interest of giving her the benefit of the doubt, I will just mention that one of the kids I work with has a different sort of immune system disorder that results in a reduced white blood sell count and her family wears gloves during mealtimes, not because they are worried of catching her disorder (it is not…

Thanks, didn’t realize from the 47 other comments

Yeah I’m aware of Black Mesa, and it is why Valve would actually hopefully never do a remaster cause they’d have to kill it. That said, fan projects are cool and all but they don’t have the same cachet as official remasters.