Or they’re using a second account to “buy” the tape to make it appear as though there is a market.

Because my VCR doesn't play those blue teeth thingies?

I feel that. I’ve also given up on today. I’m currently building a ‘make your own pizza’ online order that I will pull the trigger on right as I leave work so that I will be greeted by a large pepperoni situation shortly after I arrive at home. #blessed

I’m not dignifying this shit anymore, what is there left to do? It is clear we are divided and that the other side has no interest in disavowing their nominee. Therefore, I am hijacking this post. I ate a footlong and bag of chips two hours ago and I’m still hungry. I want nachos and hot dogs. Also, I’m not motivated…

Although, the tech industry has a dirty little drug secret that no one seems to want to talk about

If you have stock options, and you think you’re company is going public, you might feel differently. Thinking to yourself that this may be worth 10's or 100's of millions at the end is a heckuva a motivator.

Mayers’ bathroom break strategy caught up to her once she took the job at Yahoo! as she immediately proceeded to shit all over it.

I thought it sucked because Batman was a homicidal super villain until he finds out that Superman’s mom has the same name as his mom.

Are you asking if I would crap my pants if I was her? No because she does public speaking for a living.

Are you asking if I would Nazi salute like her? No, because I know how to wave without looking like I’m mentally thinking Heil Hitler

Republicans are never racist! In fact, you’re the racist for suggesting that they’re racist! Somehow!

Trump supporters don’t see themselves as racist. Since I have bra’s with a higher IQ than a Trump supporter, I’m not surprised.

What surprised me was that last night the banner dhe was holding simply said “no racism, no hate” which should not be so controversial but i guess at the rnc, this is unacceptable.

Is Kim Jong-un ordering take out?