Is this advice from the same guy who told us to put an ice cube in hamburger patty to keep it moist on the grill? Just checking before I waste my time reading this one too.

Two too many doors.

I’ve seen this Mercedes for years driving through Spencer TN.

Yes, this whole thing is like one of those self-induced Pinterest-fails. Let’s see how this project turns out when I do everything wrong.

Crackpipe for the steering wheel alone.

Stuntman Mike?

There was nothing discreet or indirect about Obama’s comment. Not Shade.

That’s a read, not shade.

Mickey Rourke approves!

Rechroming those bumpers won’t be cheap. I sold my ‘68 Galaxie for a 944 because rechroming the bumpers would cost almost as much as the car!

I remember back in the late 80’s a couple from church invited my wife and I over for dinner and sprung a multi-level marketing sales pitch on us. Flipping through the awards catalog, the guy points at a picture of an Excalibur and says “Hey, you’re a car guy, look what you can win!”

Not shade. sorry.

But...but, Flo’s slutty sister is kinda hot.

There’s alot of Captain Zap Brannigan going on there. I love it when he moans while rubbing his I heart Insurance button.

In 1986, fresh out of Air Force basic training I traded my Plymouth Champ for a used Impulse. I felt like the cock of the walk until it started burning through rear tires like crazy and I discovered it had been hit and the frame was bent. Marched back to the dealer, pitched a fit and they put me in a brand new…

Drop 302, insert 460.

Four-Door Fail-Door. CP