It’s Tuesday, and that means another edition of Resignation Letters to Patrick. Today’s letter comes from Doug DeMuro, Jalopnik’s resident humorist, part-time Ferrari owner, and specialist in the Rule of Three. Doug writes:

I think the point Andrew made in there was about operating cost. For vehicles that are supposed to be used commercially this is a significant consideration.

It’s clear you don’t understand Spinal Tap

It’s the perfect size. It will carry absolutely nothing 99% of the time, as anyone willing/able to shell out cash for what will likely be a re-skinned Ram 1500 with Wrangler underpinnings (I’m gonna guess a starting price of $45k) will likely be someone who buys a Jeep based on name alone, not for utility.

it’s happened, and it will continue to happen, and it looks a whole lot better than anything this spy shot indicates FCA can produce

The most deadly attacks in the US had nothing to do with guns. Planes. Trucks. Fertilizer. Gasoline.

The worst thing is there will few weeks of sad facebook statuses, J’suis nice, prays and other useless shit.

This highlights the difficulty of fighting a battle against an idea. When you have an idea that is warped and evil, your organization needn’t plan or provide resources for every attack. It can sit back and “inspire” like-minded folks to act. There is no communication to intercept, no weapon to confiscate, no funds to…

you mean his wang right? the guy tuggin on it is the wanker ;p

‘Ejacuracing.’

Harwin. That robot knew what it was doing.

That money was spent on streusel instead.

Bitchin’

Tesla Model 3............third time’s a charge.

Disclosure: I agree with them, I am not a fan of the Rav4, and not because its for the “poors” or whatever.

This is a good thing,nice story.

Isn’t the Wrangler one of the only volume vehicles that offers an automatic, yet still moves manuals in any notable number (say more than 20%)? Seems weird that they would all of a sudden can it all together and risk alienating so many customers. Seems they’d at least move to making it a limited option that most…

Still no safari top huh.

“This car will leave anything for dust! It is OFF! It can move!”