To the endangered employees currently in the extended dealership ecosystem, I say this: evolve or perish.

he might be, but i don’t think his underwear is ....

No hail damage here

...causing about $6,500 in damage per vehicle.

Could it be a mid-90`s Pontiac Grand Am?

If only IDDQD really worked.

The article also points out that they had $68 million in sales of zero emissions credits. If it weren’t for those, they wouldn’t have made a profit.

Yup, no one under the age of 40 buys Fiesta or Focus STs, definitely not any Camaros, Mustangs, or domestic trucks/crossovers. Lol.

They’re using non-GAAP? Are they using the IASB methods? If so no worries.

and now its stuck in my head again... thanks guys...:p

Great idea, but they should sell a grill add-on, you just put it on top of the Hoverboard just above where you put your feet, you can grill steaks while you warm your own feet. All electrical powered!

The best part of that story is that someone had to tell people that their Soul was repossessed.

Yeah, Baltimore seems great...

Why would a car driving on the sidewalk bother pedestrians? It's dangerous and completely unnecessary.

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen. Fuck street runners. “Oh the road is softer on my feet!” No, I hate you.

Jalopnik is too ‘mature’ now to do a wheelie.

It can dent pussy.

No, he knows how business works. If he were CEO of Ford and not running for President he would be moving all Ford manufacturing to Mexico while the whole time talking about how it helps American workers.

I myself was hoping to start an aftermarket vinyl face sticker business for Model 3 customers... you know, to fund my Model S. >:)