You might fall off.

I didn’t know it existed, but now that I do I wanna know what it’s like.

M’lady friend is planning to venture out shopping this Friday, while I will be as far away from retail stores as possible. I want to make her a mix tape to put in her Walkman as a nice gesture. Does anybody have suggested tunes to include that will help with achieving utter doorbuster domination?

New Aprilia 660 cc Twin in an RSV4 frame?

I think Delmonico steaks cooked medium over a charcoal grill are one of my favorite steaks now. Especially when paired w/ Mexican Corn.

I have leftover ingredients from making s’mores over the weekend, but no access to a suitable fire any time soon to make more. WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!

If you’re on a date? Hold the door for your date. Not on a date? Open the door and fucking GO!!!!!!1!!!!!!! If you’re in a group of men that are Doing Business, do not get in a match of Door Holding One-Upsmanship...

Get your gas masks and fuzzy boots ready, conformists. I declare today Goth Dance Party Day.

Why? Because they’re pigs, that’s why.

Pic relevant.

They can swim up through the sewer pipes and potentially bite / scratch you in the butt.

They both have exactly the same ingredients, but one is vastly superior.

(Video may be bigly offensive to commies)

Getting warm? Zip off the legs. Getting Cold? Walking through a field of jagger bushes? Zip ‘em back on. Going on an adventure, or just a hott date with a girl that’s wearing pants with no pockets and that doesn’t want to carry a purse? Plenty of storage space, with front / back / side pockets.

Coffee pots, French Presses, Espresso machine, Expresso makers, etc and so on and so forth. What’s your preferred method?

Shave, you bums. It will make you look at least 10 years younger.

I just want to listen to music while working, but I’ve noticed that I keep seeing ads for “crisis pregnancy centers”.

....and as of today, people from all over the country have suddenly had 1 or 5 star experiences! Links to bakery site & controversial court ruling inside.

I’m currently dipping pretzels directly into a jar of...

My local Starbucks is closed today for sensitivity training. I need something to do as an alternative to going there for a coffee this afternoon....