Using a hyper-talented child cast—that included River Phoenix, Corey Feldman, and Jerry O’Connell

I am so happy that I do not inhabit the same world in which you obviously live. It seems like a sad place with a very narrow spectrum of acceptable behaviors/attitudes/creative options.

You know you could leave, and experience a world that is broader, brighter and more colorful, right? 

Or.. maybe Halle Bailey was the actor that impressed the casting people the most.

Hey, it’s that thing people who don’t know what words mean always say. 

Yes, that’s correct. The negative reviews from botnets in a commonly known type of astroturf campaign are, in fact, bombing by virtue of that being a fact.

u really out here gate keeping mermaids being white?

People like you really don’t get it. Characters are being race-swapped so there are equal opportunities for actors of different ethnicities and backgrounds. There really is no other agenda out there.

I have met people. And I tend not to care what they think about movies.

You know mermaids are fantasy creatures, right?

Do you think commas and apostrophes are woke too? And proper syntax? And not saying stupid things?

There was a similar article a while back, some other thing was review bombed, and I asked the general question of who even paid attention to these crowdsourced review sites and a few people apparently thought they were very important! They were like “I don’t want a review from some stuffy professional critic who…

I rate this comment one star (out of one)

Whatever their review weighting system is, it can’t possibly be worse than letting randos on the internet determine the score 

Where’s Pootie Tang? Black Dynamite? Literally ANY Rudy Ray Moore film? Studio Ghibli films? Star Wars Holiday Special? Have any of you ever even been high?

Raggedy Ann and Andy: A Musical Adventure (1977).

I’m half convinced that it was made by someone highly skilled in taking large quantities of psychedelics, and who deeply, deeply enjoyed horrifyingly bad trips.

The whole movie is high-octane nightmare fuel. It starts off with disassociation that’s so subtle it creeps…

Or they just can’t handle their shit. Couch lock is a choice (and a good one!).

Anybody who suggests Ready Player One is a cop

“How do I feel... what is real?”

I’ll add Jacob’s Ladder. And I’d imagine Pi and Requiem for a Dream are also bad. Pretty much anything that deals with nightmarish paranoia, feverish hallucinations, or body horror.

I was changing channels when I was high as a kite about 25 years ago, and I stumbled upon a very young John Travolta gazing at his surroundings and doing things like caressing the bark of a tree and smelling flowers while inexplicably glorious music swelled on the soundtrack. It was one of the most hilarious things…