I knew a guy who did this to his Le Car (no, seriously, he drove a Le Car). He pulls up at our friend’s house with thick smoke pouring from the exhaust, then says he “filled the oil all the way up”.

Well, he clearly felt “threatened” and needed to “neutralize” that threat. Remember, he “puts his life on the line every day” and in this “post-9/11 world”......(zzzzzzzzzz).