There’s never been more Americans playing soccer professionally, both at home and abroad.

Oof, terrible take. You’re asking why a league that should be much better needs to fire the people in charge of its underachievement? The answer’s right there

Really? The US just failed to qualify for the World Cup. Just because those institutions are in place doesn’t mean much if they never culminate in anything meaningful. All you have to do is look at the ages of the starting roster during qualifications to understand where the problem rests.

The thing that is so infuriating about Gulati’s “you don’t make wholesale changes based off a ball being 2 inches either way” is that he is right, but in the wrong direction.

Well, that’s as American as it gets in 2017, now isn’t it?

It’s a sucker punch if you don’t see it coming and can’t defend yourself. These people may be arguing, but it’s not like they were squaring up and getting ready to throw down. Most people don’t expect to suddenly get punched in the face, even in the middle of an argument. Puncher just rears back and socks the guy with…

This is why Dave Stewart is no longer a GM.

What does Scherzer have to do with his catcher not catching a ball and then firing it into the outfield? Or with his catcher getting in the way of a bat?

You fuckin’ nailed it.

I am so proud to see so many Frisky Dingo fans here.

There really is no good reason to attend football games anymore.

+1 for the screen name alone. Boosh! and or Kakow!

star purely on frisky dingo reference

Have you not followed his career at all? That was not an isolated incident. I’ll just leave this one example here, copied from his Wikipedia page:

Rich white kids from the mid-Atlantic and coastal south.

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

What kind of person uses both “faggot” and “hick” as insults. I feel like this guy is the center of one of America’s saddest Venn diagrams.

I still think this season is an anomaly. His OPS was a full 200 points higher than his Minor League career. Pardon my French, but that shit is quite cray.

We North Korea now