I guess they’ll just have to settle for that bum Scherzer.

I guarantee that not once in his life has this guy said the word “woman” without a sarcastic tone.

Weird that they would employ so many underage workers, especially in an environment where they might be exposed to “nudity, sexual scenarios, racial epithets, suggestive gestures, profanity and references to stereotypes.”

Look at that, a rapist who doesn’t like people forcing him to do things he doesn’t want to do. How quaint.

Ben’s not too happy about feeling helpless, with his back up against the wall. But at least he’s finally learning empathy.

It wasn’t until 2010 that I was able to forgive Dusty for 2002. Then I forgave him again in 2012 and 2014. Now I hate him again.

He only did it because it was the wrong move. It’s like your one friend who always heads the wrong direction out of the bar or whatever. It’s so consistent, it almost an ability.

There’s only a Game 5 if they win Game 4.

When he pulled Scherzer after giving up a hit in like the 7th inning, I realized that’s gotta be among the earliest times he’s ever pulled a starter.

It’s a matter of Tanner Roark starting today or Gio Gonzalez starting tomorrow.

I prefer a random Europa League game to the MLS Cup final.

Trump won PA. Tell his constituents that cheesesteaks are good and so is coal and he’ll be fine.

The rise of the term snowflake is one of the absolute dumbest parts of this whole mess.

I get it if a Republican has his take. But a Democrat? And Pennsylvania? It’s Pulisic’s home state. Is this guy not running for another term?

And ... you just gave the poor guy another burn.

a 27-year-old guy in Vero Beach who was hospitalized with second- and third-degree burns

I mean, this is kinda worth it just for that.

Cheer up my fellow Americans. At least we have the best healthcare system in the world!

Where tonight’s roster plays their club soccer: Dortmund (1), Stoke (1), Newcastle (1), Fulham (1), Hamburg (1), Liga MX (3), MLS (17).

No he did not.