Great review! Gameplay sounds repetitive, but it was like that in Shadow of Modor. I love your description of Talion and how he’s like a serial killer from slasher films. That’s how I felt when I played as him. Too bad the locations feel so dreary though. That was one of my minor gripes with the original. You’d think…

That’s not a bad take, that is the worst take.

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

See my above point about all multi-billion-dollar corporations. Anyone who believes in brand loyalty and puts Scorpio symbols on their Twitter profiles and thinks that these console manufacturers care about anything more than making as much money as possible is deluding themselves.

They had that with Tomb Raider for a year. What does get me though is when PS4 content is labeled as a timed exclusive with an expiration date but it never bothers to show up on Xbox. Lego Avengers, Assassin’s Creed Syndicate, Lego SW Force Awakens, and Batman Arkham Knight are some of the ones that come to mind.

ESPN just hired Katie Nolan. That, at least, is a smart move.

Oh yes, let’s be clear: All multi-billion-dollar corporations are equally disgusting.

It’s a relatively small and banal part of the job, and it pales in comparison to all the other ways he sucks, but the way he responds to these disasters is sickening to me. That an adult human cannot suppress the reflex to engage in superfluous praise (mostly of himself) to focus on victims of a disaster is…

without dry heaving?! it’s just frozen fruit filling and gross puff pastry, I can’t imagine it’s that’s bad. I might even try it myself just to see.

I can unequivocally say that I witnessed the absolute pinnacle of human achievement in 2001-2004 BLB.

Oh c’mon, unclench those pearls. He was the best player in baseball before the steroids anyways. When he was intentionally walked with the bases loaded, that happened before he hit one homerun per every 9 at-bats.

I love these facts:

There was a take I heard awhile back that after revisiting Bonds’s early stats I have to agree: he was already the best player in baseball and THEN he took steroids.

The white guy wasn’t “good” and the black guy wasn’t “bad”. Bonds may have been a jerk, but it was clear his talents (pre ‘roids) were HOF worthy. To hand-wring over him getting the HR record because of his personality is assinine.

There are so many stats that ONLY Bonds has. Like they’re just reality bending weird. It’s why he was great.

If you get between me and my enchiladas, I will cut you with a hacksaw.

I’m a HUGE Bonds stan, I loved him being a dick and being the single best player on Earth, so everyone had to fucking eat it.
Not only did Bonds consistently crush the fuck out of every ball he caught a piece of, he was also walked more than any human on Earth. He was so scary he was intentionally walked with the…

Bonds is the home run king. He hit the most home runs.

-There are people who really think 73 isn’t the number? That’s moronic. Did he hit 73 home runs in a full season? Yes. Did he do it with steroids help? Yes, but so the fuck what? Everyone (including the pitchers!) used steroids. Unless opposing pitchers were being paid under the table to inflate his HR numbers, the 73…

The solution is to remove any restrictions on international signings, but keep in place the luxury cap penalties. Anybody can spend anything that their hearts desire, but they’re going to pay up in luxury tax penalties.