it looks like her collarbones are strangling her tiny neck

the model looks so confused about what she is wearing (good god... everything about this is wrong except maybe that baseball jacket, but why does it have double sleeves? does she have four arms? is she confused because she is a four-armed monster??)

i would also wear this

cmon this one is kinda pretty

I decided after a lot of planning to try to quit smoking after turning 26 (3 days ago). My first 3 days of the quit attempt have been a shitshow: I was initially trying to go cold turkey from just over a pack a day, but screwed up so intensely that I decided a more measured approach was better... I smoked 3 on my…

4. Vimes

so the headline currently reads “the immigrantion problem”

albert burneko for president

yea but i just called you the lamest secret identity of Robin so be still I have shamed you

whoa never realized how much rosamund pike looks like grace kelly

holy snarking on a better writer than you, jason todd.

starred because i laughed out loud in my office

my inner self is also constantly laughing at nothing in elegant dresses

Blake lively old chap! Scoobydoo!

yaaaaaaaaaaaas to all of this

starred for “kappa delta fuckface”

😢

from the drunk election commissioner who felt me up while I was observing an election in his tiny Ukrainian village:

she is so. beautiful. *_*

more like Mike UGHabee amirite???