let’s face it though

death to the death penalty

sadly mrjourno is just as likely to say ‘nah, too tired’ :////// #sometimesmarriagesucks

10/10 made me shudder

the worst part is he undoubtedly sent that to 40 other women as well

from today on okcupid (WHY AM I EVEN STILL ON THAT SITE)
here let me wreck your terrible pickup lines WITH SCIENCE

THE MISTS OF PROVOLONE

this is a novel i could get behind

i would camelot to ladle of the lake

allen is not poor, he is rich in schrayber

moar OKCupid hideousness

CAN SOMEONE FOLLOW AND UNGREY ME PLS ;_;

oh god “honey pot” would just make me feel like i was having sex with winnie the pooh

people who are mean AND use txtspk when trying to be sexy fail on so many counts

does OKCupid count?

if so there’s this one...

OMG I KNEW I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGHT THAT MOVIE WAS INSANELY OVERRATED

natalie portman buffs up for live-action “rosie the riveter” film

yeah that’s pretty meh

That’s so painful. The roles that siblings take on when parents are abusive can be so complicated. I tended to just run out of the house when real, physical conflicts erupted, but my twin sister always stayed — I think she has always resented me a little bit for that, because she was caught in the middle, trying to…

:( :( :( noez

that is so awesome :D