Just full on David Attenborough that bullshit.

I mentioned this before but I can’t find it in myself to get that worked up about Darth Becky and I think it’s weird how people have rewritten her as evil incarnate. I dislike how she put Kanye in her revolving door of victim hood and that the racist media leapt on it. She’s annoying imo and I dislike her white…

I really hope she beefs with Beyoncé at some point so Twitter is nothing but venomous bees and snakes. Like Australia.

“Republicans believe strongly in equal rights and we strive to ensure we are creating a better future for our families and the next generations.”

My favorite

This is also a typical abuser world upside-down mindfuck bullshit. Somebody behaves so erratically horrible all the time that you start feeling grateful whenever they for once act like a normal human being. Don’t fall for it, Anybody Who Will Listen.

G... good... good news?

If Mike Pence had any sense, he would resign saying that he could not support someone with sympathies for the American Nazi Party, then challenge ‘The Game Show Host in Chief’ for President in 2020. If the Democrats still haven’t gotten their shit together by then he would probably win.

News like this makes Mike Pence so bereft he reaches across the space between the beds to Mother for comfort. No dirty stuff, as it’s not Saturday night between 9:15 and 9:22 or the handicapped bathroom stall at the Golden Corral.

Just curious, my Irish catholic wife was telling anyone who would listen trump was dangerous from the word go. She always votes democrat and is passionate about disability rights issues. Sometimes she calls politicians to voice her displeasure. What else is she supposed she to be doing? Finding a way to protest? I am…

The usual “Person compares thing to other thing” story would have the subject making a WTF comparison. Like “Kendall Jenner compares controversy over Pepsi ad to sexual assault”.

And I’m thinking one of us still has a program.

I can’t believe I’m defending Walmart in any way, shape or form, but it’s also possible a customer saw an opportunity (prob. no staff close by, or none that looked like they were paying attention) and took it.

While this is awesome, these kind of stories give me pause as to the state of my home and the impression it would give to FBI raiders. Like was I really too tired to throw my clothes in the hamper last night? Would the FBI guys sit around the office post pre-dawn raid and muse “hey did you see tornado’s underpanties…

Is this it guys? I don’t want to shoot my (.gif) load prematurely. Is this it? Can I start celebrating?

I’m someone who knows what my issues are and have found CBT to much more helpful than psychoanalysis or talk therapy.

I had the pleasure of seeing Roger Waters perform last night and assumed the place would be loaded with male boomers (it was). I waited for the part of the show that destroys Trump; it was a collective awkwardness in realizing a band that you’ve worshipped all your life absolutely despises and decries this pos…

Reading Obama’s and Trump’s descriptions of the white house is like comparing a $150 steak dinner to Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. And not even the fun spiral shaped macaroni. The little fucking elbows shapes. Fuck those elbows, and fuck Trump.

Of course he thinks it’s a dump, there are reminders of all his more competent predecessors everywhere, including paintings of them. Put some big guilded mirrors up and he’ll suddenly want to stay where he can see that handsome man with yuge hands out of the corner of his eye as he ignores briefings.

Ooooo a divorce AND a pregnancy in this story? God, I love other people’s drama...especially when they’re clearly a*sholes