I had an ex-bf who was that way about Nietzsche. *shudders*

You'd probably alright to be in, like, book club with or go out for drinks and shit. You're funny and you accept that it's alright when other people (not you) are funny. You're already waaay ahead of many other people who say they do things with comedy.

I've been on creative projects with people who are like, "Oh...you're so emotional. Maybe you just want to go home for the day?"

I think it's plan. If I remember right from seeing it in the gas station.

Super brilliant. Off to furiously hug my little girl.

Thank you so much, Lindy, for making this hurt less than the first time I read about it. I couldn't find anything funny about it. And you didn't gloss over the importance. Your humor is a straight-up national treasure.

They don't bother me, but I rather like poppy seeds, which are about the same size. I've tried some other ways, but unless you're using them as a thickener in something like a smoothie, if you add them to any liquid, you end up with a weird little glass of goo and crunchy seed shells. Eating the seeds as-is is a hell…

It gave me all the feels and all the tears. I watch it way more than I should, but we just lost a close friend in Februrary, and you know, sometimes small stories help those kinds of things.

Amen to this. I've been both depressed and celibate (at different times and sometimes the same time— also, if you start factoring teen years in, doesn't everyone go through this during the part of your life where any sex turns out weird and awkward?) and gotten into relationships without working on my depression and…

But we can't have that, because then the people who voted it down would have some REAL explaining to do!

I had, at one time, thought that driving effectively must require some kind of advanced education beyond the baccalaureate level, given the number of people who seem incapable of managing it.

...like the doofuses (doofusii?) who refuse to use their turn signals when changing lanes and/or utilizing a turn lane!

That's so scary! I mean, you aren't very far from having a more serious response that could affect your breathing!

Yeah, you can certainly lose your immunity. Especially if it's been a while since you came into contact with it.

Who knows? Maybe you gave her the gift of poison ivy immunity.

Yes! That was fantastic! "Get the hell out of my rainbow!"

That's just FB in general. Animated gif's don't work there.

We have an eskie just so I can spin her fur. I should try needle felting myself a tiny Gracie.

I like to eat a spoonful in the winter when the heaters everywhere are going nuts. It helps me stay hydrated. They're also great when I eat more sugar than I should. One spoonful saves me from crazy sugar crashes.

I love this .gif forever.