I'd heard that too, but some friends of ours met Brent Spiner at a con and had a great experience. Granted they paid some $$$ to get into the signing thing. They gave us an autographed Data as Sherlock photo for Christmas that year. He'd signed his name as smoke coming out of the pipe, and when he handed it to our…

That's awful. I'm so sorry you had to go through this. Something similar happened to me with a family member some time ago, and I don't really get it, he just gets more and more riled up as time goes by and his arguments get less logical and more and more hurtful. (eg- I must be pregnant or why would I be living with…

Show them the video and scream together? It hurt less with someone to scream with.

I know! Comparatively, the rest of the internet is mean!

Guys, stop telling celebrities about NaNoWriMo.

"Is that bird smoking?"

was one of them mine from 95 i lost the password in 97 i want that 32 bucks back

I'd like to see a lot of things happen to MTV. They don't pay their freelancers either.

I love that one too. Ah, I love them all.

My best friend has a penis and I was the best man at his wedding (to a woman). We are (and have always been) friends and friends only. One our favorite entertainments is telling people who can't understand our genuinely platonic relationship all of the reasons we'd never have worked romantically.

That would be good to know.

Hell to the yes. Pit Stop is totally my favorite (nvm why), but just begin at the beginning and end up where you do.

What bothers me most about the election is this: Massachusetts is swinging toward Obama so hard, their votes aren't even up for grabs. Romney is GOVERNOR of that state, and the people who live there don't seem to think he's very Presidential. And wouldn't they know better than the rest of us because they have…

"You literally have to give a face of ecstasy. I don't think guys' faces are designed to do that."

I think I will be learning how to do this, because I for reals want to be able to put, "Face Slapping Expert" on my resume.

Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes. I hate the notion of dieting. I think it's bad for you psychologically to punish yourself over a pretty arbitrary number (I've been every size from 10-20 at around 180 lbs). Starving yourself just makes you insane, and makes your body hold on to every morsel you permit yourself to…

Guys, stop arguing over who's cops are the rapiest. I bet we don't even have to dig back past the 70's to find a rape cop in every county. It's simple: a jerk in a position of power will abuse it. There are regrettably plenty of jerks of all ages who want to become cops just for that reason.

Amen. Plus, for Disney princesses Belle is practically a literary historian, and Ariel is a freaking anthropological scientist.

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