This video should be shown to libertarians, followed by “this is what happens when corporations are no longer ‘tied down’ by government.”

You think it’s just 60 million?

INB4 cross-platform is a PS4-exclusive feature.

No time to read that warning when you gots fapping to do!

For you, being trapped in a hotel in North Dakota during a blizzard in subzero temperatures will be a story you tell for the rest of your life. For midwesterners, it was Tuesday.

Damn. That roo is jacked, bro.

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

Good for you, buddy. You stuck your dick into a woman’s vagina and now you should have full reign over your precious heir and the female flesh vessel carrying it. Your dick and your man-seed are THAT important. More important than the woman’s health and more important than the health of a child that may be born with…