Stop. Buying. Shit. You. DON’T. NEED!

“Try getting that deal anywhere else.”

Eh, every car I’ve ever bought has been financed at 0% interest. You just have to keep an eye out for those special offers and, most importantly, have good credit to qualify.

That roof-mounted propeller is way too small to get it off the ground.

They are really good at ripping my headphones off of my ears/out of my phone.

Remember when Barack was President and we didn’t have to worry about who anyone was fucking and what porn they were watching?

It’s just weird to see Apple doubling down on cloud features (storing photos, syncing messages, and hosting device backups, to name a few examples) without giving regular customers a way to actually use them without paying extra fees on top of their already-expensive devices.

You can bill what you want. Your leads can decide whether to take you on for 75 minutes at a rate much higher than $55. That’s not about fairness, those are simply your rights.

$15 tip? Heck no. If you get your haircut every 3-4 weeks like most men then $5 is sufficient. It adds up if you use the same person every time. And if you don’t use the same person every time then $5 is still a perfectly polite tip.

$5. I should also add that though it might seem a little low, it tends to add up if you use the same person every time since men tend to get their hair cut every 3-4 weeks at least.

Same. Wife complains, I find time to get into the barber. Wife doesn’t complain, I continue to grow.

My place offers beer for free. My cut is about $30. If I get a beer I tip $8. If I don’t I tip $5.

We actually went to school for our profession, and it’s expensive. $2 is not a tip and $1 is an insult.

That waiter/waitress also likely makes a tipping wage, which doesn’t apply to stylists, many of whom rent their booths and set their prices. 20% should be fine unless there’s some specific reason to go higher.

Depends on what I’m asking from them. Five bucks if it’s straightforward and uncomplicated (“four and a half sides and back, inch and a half on top, square the neck, off the ears”), up to fifteen if it’s “make mine look as close to this picture as you can.”

this meme hasn’t aged well

Credit to Van for responding, in the moment and in the face a huge celebrity and icon and not backing down and still delivering some really real shit to Kanye’s face.

We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants.