The real issue...

Before this comment section devolves into the inevitable shitshow:

it’s always amazing to me how skate culture hates itself internally. Flat land guys hated vert guys, who hated street guys who hate longboarders, who hate electric guys or freeborders whatever. Guys like you typically don’t ride, and get off more on the insults. You wouldn’t make it 5 foot on my freebord or uni. 

Stop. Buying. Shit. You. DON’T. NEED!

“Try getting that deal anywhere else.”

Eh, every car I’ve ever bought has been financed at 0% interest. You just have to keep an eye out for those special offers and, most importantly, have good credit to qualify.

These goggles seem very practical, especially for large warehouses and constantly shifting stock.

I'm on a break and posting my comment from my phone, because I am surveilled on my web usage on my company provided laptop. 

That roof-mounted propeller is way too small to get it off the ground.

Was he able to get the phone back? Being a Nokia I’m guessing it survived the fall.

If he were in free-fall rather than paragliding, he totally might have managed to snag it back on Newton’s magic shelf of non-inertial reference frames. It’d depend on whether the phone had as much air resistance as him.

There was already an article on that, although it was a Paleo model:

Can we pause for a moment and admire how they also looked down to watch it fall? Almost in hopes that it would be saved by some magical floating shelf

It may be the ‘natural’ state at STP but that’s no different from any other metal when they’re at or above their melting point.

Gloves dude! He is probably fine, but damn, that stuff absorbs through the skin. Surprisingly satisfying to watch though.

Whew.....feel much better now.....

How desperate does someone has to be for views that they’re willing to just say “fuck it” to their health like that?

We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants.