“said your husband...”

Well written Maddie?

WTF is going on in his back yard? This definitely supports the "additional back story".

His misuse, per residential zoning rules, and inability to maintain his property hurts the property value of all of his neighbors. It's not a sprawling ranch/agricultural property, it's a zoned 3rd of an acre lot serviced by public utilities within a zoned community. In other words, it's part of the community he chose…

All animals in this video are mammals. It could be argued the ones without fins are the least intelligent in this example.

You’ll be seeing more political stuff pretty much everywhere until mid November. Welcome to an election year. Suck it up.

“Never climbed before!" Except of course by the crew that installed it and works there every day.

TL/DR: American Military comprised of Americans. Subsequently, bitching and moaning of americans abroad reflects domestic bitching and moaning.

You’re making a lot of assumptions and throwing a lot of shade on this thread, cat lady. Maybe time for a vacation and let the bad vibes dissipate?

Me engineer. Me not talk so good.

By your name, I think it's safe to assume you have the subject matter expertise to make this call, thereby adding credibility to your comment. Well done!

Having resided in most east coast cities, DC is pretty trashy.

I like that all three of their reasons are related to hydrants and not swimming in dumpsters.

I'm pretty sure Techcrunch was also taking a swipe at you... Like the little guy behind the bully "Yeah - Gizmodo's clickbait! You tell 'em, Mark!"

Not planning to poop could lead to an accident.

That's your measure of commitment? Get a job! In something you love so it's not work.

Maybe this was just a helpful hint from Microsoft to Gizmodo... “Psst. This is how large companies and media interact. You clearly weren’t aware of professional journalistic standards of practice and we wanted to help you out."

My screen loaded only the headline and then nothing else, just blank white space. For a brief moment, I relished the best smartphone review I've seen in years. Then the words came and my little dream came crashing down.

My screen loaded the headline and then nothing else for a few seconds, just blank white.

Welcome to the internet and, more specifically, internet comments and clickbait headlines. Although on some level we all appreciate your desire to remain true to facts and science, you’ll quickly learn that such niceties have gone the way of free love and civil bipartisan discussion. No need to apologize though, your…