Exactly. "I'll buy it as-is for $500 and a tow to my house!" Buy a new battery and you're good to go.

Why not? These are great series - they should do them for a whole slew of industries - restaurants, car sales, IT support, dropping cable, sleeping with your mom, finding renters/roommates, etc - basically anything that we've all universally experienced and have frighteningly funny stories and life lessons.

She should pretty much own that restaurant after a lawsuit.

So you stiffed tax and tip?

I'm pretty sure (ie pray to god) that he misinterpreted this as langostinos, the little lobsters.

"...when I was very young. Maybe this was like a 90s thing?"

All I learned by watching (a fair portion of) that video is that Pavement has been relegated to playing birthday parties for toddlers. That's the real shame here.

In this case, I hope you never boil over soup and then have to iron your clothes leaving black char marks all over them.

Larry Ellison pissed away twice the much just to have his boat win the America's Cup. You need to re calibrate your definition of tall dollars in the corporate/celebrity/heads of state realm. The new standard is billions, not millions.

You - she definitely got the job. You think the guy twice her age is her husband? Wake up! :)

Damn you Al Qeada! Damn You!

You mean they want you to do a good job? For money?

What about the lack of confidence ex-ball player that wrote this? Half the article is about him and his buried jealousy of guys that can play and the attention they receive. Plus he's verbose as hell. If a good editor cut about 80% of this piece out I'm sure Nike would've been fine. There's like 4 paragraphs alone…

Someone is a pine box derby racer... :)

If that's your definition of "jacked up" you basically have nothing of substance in your life worth complaining about. Good for you!

Why would you want to force standardization? I like the variation for all of these items.

No no no - it's only a quarter century.

I'm guessing her canape is actually a canopy.

Seriously? Nobody has photoshopped Paul Walker into each of these yet? Cmon internet - don't go all Disney on me already!