I’m still sour over Almost Human.
I’m just going to pretend this is the Lady Sif spin off we want....
What about Wile E. Coyote? He does almost everything Road Runner does, plus gets squushed on a regular basis. And exploded. And splatted. And...
“Thor’s Jaimie Alexander stars as a woman who just appears out of nowhere covered in tattoos and mystery. Mysterious tattoos! Blindspot will air on Monday at 10 PM.”
Matt: You just killed a helicopter with a car!
The entire cast of Fast and the Furious
I have to explain to her that it’s not alchemy or magic that transmutes peppercorns into pepper
There’s a special section in heaven reserved for people who have had to deal with old people arguing over change.
When I worked at Starbucks, people would tell me they were allergic to foam when ordering their no foam lattes.
I had a woman request a new glass of ice water, because, and I can’t make this up, “her ice water was watered down.”
“you’ve never worked with the general public before.”
I’ve been working with General Public so long, he was just Lieutenant Public when I got started.
Was it really a plot hole? Like Tony said, “His secrets have secrets”.
Hi there.
This idea that is it “either NYC or LA or nothing” is just the tribal mindset of the bourgeois educated white person made manifest.
When I moved to California from Upstate NY almost 4 years ago, evvvvvveryone kept saying, “you KNOW they have earthquakes there, RIGHT?”
No one knows this. We have earthquakes every day that relieve pressure off of the faults. Clearly, you're not from here.
I think that’s expecting too much. Gritty reboots weren’t even a thing in 1995.
You had dinosaurs, Stephen Lang, and the biggest budget on network television. I’m still irrationally pissed about this.
Biggest excitement to disappointment drop I’ve experienced for any show ever.