“You’re not that fucking good, Alex.”

MadBum does this all the time. He’s pretty much a 24/7 asshole.

This trailer: It starts of tense and serious (as much as can be in the setting), very slow-burn, and then halfway through George Miller decides screw that, it’s time for the acid trip through the desert with explosions Michael Bay wishes he created.

SO EXCITED

You didn’t read the rules did you?

No, it’s going to be some dorks thinking their fucking wack Dr. Who reference or whatever is some clever-ass shit. (Is that the one where Captain Clark fights Dark Father and the Clip-Ons [sp???]?)

He’s, actually, doing exactly what he should do for once: Keeping his mouth shut and just playing baseball. If he would have learned this 10 years ago, he’d still be the face of the sport.

“I don’t have a marketing degree,” A-Rod said, smiling.

This movie is going to break my heart, I can tell right now.

Can’t believe you left the #2 ringtone OF ALL TIME: Silent.

Wrong, here’s the real list:

Love your work, Whedon, but you can’t kill everybody.

To me, you haven’t batted around until you’ve fucked up my scorecard. Ten.

I am sorry Star Lord and Kingpin are working together? I seriously doubt that.

I was sitting two rows behind this, you can see my fleece in the video. It was amazing. It just landed in the cup and spun around like a golf ball. And then she slammed the beer. Another special Wrigley Moment™.

Can't stop posting this as it always fits.

If I had him on my fantasy team, I'd demand he be credited with a save.

Jason... Words cannot express how proud of you I am.