To everyone saying it is just a joke: That's the point.

"she wouldn't work" = she can't take a rape joke.

I'm not even going to be bothered trying to find the appropriate GIF, I'm so annoyed:

Many of the reasons people dislike vegans are encapsulated in your comment. Desperate need to announce that one is a vegan? Check. Outsized persecution complex? Check.

Look, in all honesty, this is a stupid story.

I want to bracket for a moment the parents' decisions (because of the religious angle) and ask how many kids in England /UK went missing last week? Was this kind police and media effort put into tracking them down?

Wow, this is crazy. We usually have to wait until October to see Verlander make an ass of himself.

Ooops! There's water allll oooover Chris Pratt. I see it's making his t shirt very, um...that's a real shame.

If you aren't convinced this Ben fellow is a total fucking creep, consider this: Us Weekly said he recently presented Jessa with a pearl bracelet and the following hilarious note:

"He's the first one she has shown interest in that has a spiritual focus and legitimate calling about ministry work," Jim Bob told People in September about allowing the two to court. "When a guy is pursing your daughter, you want to check him out and see if there are any red flags, and with Ben, there hasn't been. He…

Can't decide if their lives are like The Giver, The Stepford Wives or some other dystopic meme. But all I can think of is this:

They've decided to save their first kiss for marriage, and only started holding hands since getting engaged.

"will have first kiss at wedding..."

(puts hand on abdomen, laughs at international speculation regarding uterus)

"We've done everything we can to demonstrate a remarkable amount of restraint."

Men have no idea what tampons and pads cost and how deeply essential they are. There's a huge stigma about menstruation that makes a dude buying tampons for his usually overly emotional girlfriend into a tired TV comedy show trope. Women in poor countries either have nothing to bleed into it (and lose jobs and school…

I'm PMSing and I have a menstrual migraine - can I PLEASE punch all of these stupid tweeters in their collective faces? #TamponsShouldBeSubsidized

Puig didn't break the bat the Right Way.

You still could say something. It might save someone's life. As for your Posse, well, better off without them I think.

My thought is that you report him to the Dept. of Health. Anonymously, of course.