I know what you're saying, but I thought that the last couple of series-finale episodes really wrapped things up nicely and tidily.

Obligatory.

I like the bit with the grinder - I was like WTF - and then I cracked up at the next bit. Well done.

HELL YEAH! WE ARE CANCELING THE APOCALYPSE!

If you didn't leave the theatre with a goofy grin on your face, you have no soul.

Star Wars. For the opening, when the spaceships come flying overhead. because of the use of sound. The whole theater vibrates BEFORE you see the huge-ass ship fill the screen. And Alien. Because, Alien.

Pacific Rim.

Ooops! There's water allll oooover Chris Pratt. I see it's making his t shirt very, um...that's a real shame.

I really don't want Episode VII to pull one of those "remember how the last movie ended all happily? Well it became SHIT shortly after we cut to black, and life's been SHIT ever since!" stunts. (See also: Ghostbusters II, Alien 3.)

If you aren't convinced this Ben fellow is a total fucking creep, consider this: Us Weekly said he recently presented Jessa with a pearl bracelet and the following hilarious note:

"He's the first one she has shown interest in that has a spiritual focus and legitimate calling about ministry work," Jim Bob told People in September about allowing the two to court. "When a guy is pursing your daughter, you want to check him out and see if there are any red flags, and with Ben, there hasn't been. He…

Can't decide if their lives are like The Giver, The Stepford Wives or some other dystopic meme. But all I can think of is this:

They've decided to save their first kiss for marriage, and only started holding hands since getting engaged.

"will have first kiss at wedding..."

(puts hand on abdomen, laughs at international speculation regarding uterus)

"We've done everything we can to demonstrate a remarkable amount of restraint."

Men have no idea what tampons and pads cost and how deeply essential they are. There's a huge stigma about menstruation that makes a dude buying tampons for his usually overly emotional girlfriend into a tired TV comedy show trope. Women in poor countries either have nothing to bleed into it (and lose jobs and school…

I'm PMSing and I have a menstrual migraine - can I PLEASE punch all of these stupid tweeters in their collective faces? #TamponsShouldBeSubsidized

Puig didn't break the bat the Right Way.