(This is posted entirely in jest. To each his own, different strokes for different folks, and all that jazz. ;)

He said "plunder" more than once. Indeed. Commence.

Look closely.

This is funny because I kind of look like this. If Tom doesn't want my love, he needs to stop being so ... Tom!

Nothing could be hotter than hearing him talk about pirates.

...

Yes, Lord.

"I think Vogue is a magazine that's about fantasy to some extent and dreams, and an escape from real life."

"FUCK YEAH!"

4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42. 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42. 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42. 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42. 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42. 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42. 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42. 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42. 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42. 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42.....

Someone was bound to post this, so I'm getting it out of the way. ;)

This woman is beautifuller than all these skeletons. This should happen more often.

The Wife is better educated, more attractive, more popular, a better person, and soon to be making far more money than I, The Man.

And I'm ok with that. Because I can still kick her ass.

BROFIST

THIS WAS CONSIDERED A LEGITIMATE DEFENSE??????

McCain was apparently busy making the rounds grumbling about our Crimea response.

Well, McCaskill. I only voted for you because Todd Akin made himself so unbelievably dickable and horrible, but I am glad to see that I clearly made the right choice while in a blind rage. Thanks, senator. And thanks to all your friends.

The existence of such a defense in the first place says so much about our society. Like a textbook example of how a Good ol' boy network would try to protect their own.

I like this a lot! I have almost no shame!

I like it too. We can be bad feminists together.

I like 'em. Does that make me a bad feminist?