I'll just leave this here...

I love that hair! And gees, I wish I could rock that red dress.

"I was at the Oscars, waiting to hear
 if my name was called, and I kept thinking, Cakewalk, cakewalk, cakewalk. I thought, Why is 'cakewalk' stuck in my head? And then, as I started to walk up the stairs and the fabric from my dress tucked under my feet, I realized my stylist had told me, 'Kick, walk, kick, walk.'…

56-26? That's only 82... Is voting hard for the other 18 or something?

Ooh, I'm totally on board with making boozy cranberry sauce... maybe even for dinner tonight...

Seriously, I would adopt all the doggies if I could.

I uh... uh...

sigh

yeah, my dog would have tried to eat all those cats...

I don't think this qualifies as a horror story but, here we go: My first thanksgiving away from home when I was 18.

glad to know I wasn't the only one.

I tried a couple different searches and got these results

I don't know why this makes me sad. Why can't a Monster of Cookies eat a cookie whenever he damn well wants to?

yum!

I really cannot believe how many people do not get the joke, and I always hated that stupid xbox 360 joke... /facepalm