yeah, my dog would have tried to eat all those cats...

I don't think this qualifies as a horror story but, here we go: My first thanksgiving away from home when I was 18.

glad to know I wasn't the only one.

I tried a couple different searches and got these results

I don't know why this makes me sad. Why can't a Monster of Cookies eat a cookie whenever he damn well wants to?

yum!

I really cannot believe how many people do not get the joke, and I always hated that stupid xbox 360 joke... /facepalm

In the last semester of my senior year of college I had a complete flip on my career path. I had wanted to be an Astrophysicist since I was in the 3rd grade, but once I was nearing the end of college and looking at how my career would go, I freaked out. I still finished my bachelors degree, but since I didn't continue…

I'm totally hoping for a girl for this reason as well, even though I have no stake whatsoever in the future monarch of a different country...

I can't even handle the comment section on that youtube video post. I can't decide if I want to punch someone in the face or cry.

Did Grenike get ejected or was he taken out for an injury?

choosing between asshole and clusterfuck was so hard. I love and use both those words all the time... !! :(

Also an '84er. I think we are mostly 90s kids because we only really remember the tail end of the 80s...

ugh

If they had tried that at my school, half the student population would be suspended.

Provisionally?

yes.