I wish I knew or cared about what Chuck Norris is saying here.  Call me when Sammo Hung decides to endorse a presidential candidate.

So…Are you a troll troll or are you a special gimmicky troll who's gimmick is lost on me?

But you can't use my phone.

Finally.

I don't hate this either.  And it's not Gaga so…Yay?

Yeast producer…Ms. Love, I think I've finally found the perfect job for you…

I'm so hungover this sounds like a movie I must see.

Selfish bastards. Couldn't walk for a week after The Smurfs came out.

Your disk is sooo hard!

Dammit Hollywood. Stop raping my childhood. Or at least use some lube when you do.

SHO NUFF!

Prove it.

@avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus WITCH!

I can see all of you replying to @Mr_Zsasz:disqus . And I'm taking down your names. Yep.

IE sucks a fat one too.  It's only Opera for me.

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus When I wake up shaking, weeping and tangled in sweaty sheets I know that I had a good night.

@avclub-4dae7032e72753a6c9d24a71307f561f:disqus The universe has finally accepted that I am the only one that matters and is acting accordingly.  Bout damn time.

Same for me.

Bald Damon is still Damon.  So you should still feel bad.

If it doesn't lead to King Jareth and his glorious goblin knob, I'm not interested.