FALAFEL! FUCK IT, WE'll DO IT LIVE!

Bar soap works best.

“THINK it means”
I love it.

So it was G-rated?

It was like watching an amazing slow train wreck filled with glitter. I loved it. I’d voted for him more after that documentary.

I love her, but I’m still going to make fun of healthy food.

Hmm I don’t listen to BBC radio on the regular. I wonder if I’d notice it if I did? Lingual affectations have to be pretty pronounced to reach my ears. To this day, I still couldn’t describe to you what vocal fry sounds like, even after examples of it have been played for me.

Oh bugger off. He lived in NYC and shot fashion there, the stuff he liked. He didn’t have to like everything ever anywhere on the planet, nor shoot all of everything everywhere. It was not his job to make every human in NY feel pretty, nor every human on the planet to feel pretty. Sometimes (I know, it’s shocking)…

You failed to add another important place Spades is played: anywhere there is downtime in the US Army, which is where this Caucasian learned how to play Spades (and Dominoes too, but Black Dominoes, not Latino Dominoes)

I say this in good faith, and as somebody who really likes and fully supports Ke$ha in this and all other protest actions:

which also included a side of mansplaining NYPD officer, because of course:

Oh is this what we’re doing now? Getting all pissy because a satirist wasn’t sufficiently somber about sexual harassment allegations he had never heard before, about his good, long-time friend, sourced from “a couple of tweets by people” i.e. nobody credible?

Is this the year Bartolo Colon becomes the 1st MLB player to win the World Series and Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating contest in the same year?

If I ever run for president, I’m going to go to a pizza shop that sells those 16-inch pieces by the slice, fold that fucker in half, scarf it down, and win with the largest victory margin since Nixon took down that cowardly peacenik McGovern.

Charlie has been working on a theory about Carol, the results are in:

Why didn’t any of the English sailors use the Full Nelson? Worked once before.

I live very nearby the U District and can tell you that buying drugs off of someone on the Ave seems super sketch. I'm an old, so of course I'm skeptical of what you would get off the street, but seriously at any age I don't think I would/could trust that what I would buy off the Ave is actually what I'm looking for.…

I’m more than a little shocked that our society’s rush to be outraged might have led to a mistake.

Poor Kong! :(

Lame feud is lame. Now this is a feud: