Africans, Dyslexsics, Dodgers...

I'm guessing the Dodgers did an ocular pat-down, assessed the situation, and clocked a rapidly aging husk to add to their roster.

That’s not really a meal, Jerry. I mean, if he had gotten Chicken Gumbo, Matzo Ball, Vegetable Barley, then I would agree with you. Those are very hearty soups...

Trump Groban likes his tweets to pop.

There are conceivably teens watching this now who’s parents were teens watching the original iteration of Britney Spears. The passage of time...

I actually just saw the PBS documentary about the first person to drive across America, and it was awesome. There should be a similar documentary done about Avis and Effie Hotchkiss so I can watch it...on PBS.

...but using this logic would suggest that Taylor Swift has no best friends.

...Maybe it’s Utah....

A.I. and Ikiru.

If watches are a sign of getting old...you might as well just wheel me off to the old folks home and bring me my kidney mush.

There’s a dude in the bushes! Does he have a gun? I don’t know!

“She appears to be a great mom; she is taking care of the baby.”

Sick Beats is Murder.

I was under the impression that Jester’s dead?...

This person needs to be publicly shamed by that sarcastic moppet from those AT&T commercials.

The candidates will be inflating their jowls as a display of dominance to the pack.

I am eagerly anticipating the season finale in which these beautiful people are sacrificed to the Ancient Ones, thereby ensuring our existence for another lunar year.