I am eagerly anticipating the season finale in which these beautiful people are sacrificed to the Ancient Ones, thereby ensuring our existence for another lunar year.

I think it’s supposed to be pronounced the way E.T. says ‘Elliot’.

He's a cool dude.

I’m not sure where Applebee’s is going with this new marketing campaign...but damn, so I want a Patty Melt right now.

I’ll never understand how he is supposed to travel between all of these radically different circles. He is apparently an African American Muslim Nazi who hates Christianity, a socialist who wants death panels for the elderly, and a pacifist appeaser who also thirsts for a violent, autocratic takeover of the country…

I still maintain that the Entourage movie should have been 2 hours of Rousey punching her way through Vin and the boys...

Ugh, second post of the night, but I’m back from trivia and multiple adult beverages and what better forum to air my grievances? For the third (third?? THIRD!) time this month I’ve had someone completely ghost on me mid conversation via an online dating site that happens to share an acronym with a midwestern city. In…

I just want to say, good luck and we are all counting on you.

I had the pleasure of introducing a couple of friends to the movie last weeken; they claimed to have never even heard of it. Who are these people? Obviously, an exorbitant amount of pot brownies helped...

I went to SeaFair here in Seattle, which was cool because I am a complete nerd for aircraft and boats...and beer. Also doing a little better in thinking that I can actually attend grad school after being a complete fuck-up in undergrad. Sub-also, that root-beer flavored beer suddenly appeared in my local grocery…

“Come to me with solutions, people, not problems.”

Hugh Jass has my vote.

Normally I take great joy in making fun of those crazy survivalist types who are looking to buy remote cabins or bunkers, stock up on canned beans and guns, and wait for the apocalypse and/or Jade Helm. Then, I read something like this and I start to think, “Maybe I should just buy a decommissioned ICBM silo and live…

This contest is over, give that commenter the $10,000!

So, applying to Grad School is not fun at all. As much as I want to, it’s a little hard to become fully invested in the process because I can’t shake the feeling that a couple of my prior screw-ups are going to quickly invalidate the entire process. Woe is me.

Don’t bet on the Crawl-a-Thon, folks, Paul Newman’s gonna have my legs broke...

Maybe it’s just projecting, but I find it fascinating how aviation designs often seem to reflect their national origin. American planes, for lack of a better phrase, just look American. Big and loud. British planes look very stylish. German planes are so well built and always a step ahead technologically. And Russian…

I may be weeks (Months? Years?) late to this, but...Party Down is streaming on Hulu?! Why was I not personally informed. I’m alternating between that and Friday Night Lights/basting in my apartment with no AC or fan. Are we having fun yet???

It’s certainly a little ironic that so soon after forming the union they are basically exhibiting the worst kind of union behavior-needlessly circling the wagons around someone who acted in the wrong because “We’ve got to stick together and defend our ethics.” And, come on guys, it’s just Conde Nast...in the grand…