I'm so grateful to have funny political comedians like John Oliver and Samantha Bee on the airwaves right now in a Presidential election that is so very the the basic definition of "a clusterfuck".

OK, cool, but when are the X-Men gonna fight dinosaurs in the Savage Land?

But hey, enough about that date you just came back from!

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Not since Rick & Morty has a show hit the ground running creatively like this in their first season. Bravo the entire cast (but especially Sarah Paulson!) and crew for their excellent work!

I think its fairly obvious that the problem this movie had with connecting with moviegoers is that it did not have enough jars of urine in it.

As someone who resides in Texas, I must say I'm glad this is happening.

In the first few seconds of the stairway fight, I was more than a little cynical about it. "Oh great" I thought "Now they're trying to top that hallway fight from last season". I got mildly worried the show was about to become obsessed with topping itself from the first season instead of charting out new storytelling…

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For comparisons sake, here are other superhero movies that got the same CinemaScore:

And now it's time for….POINTLESS BOX OFFICE FACTOIDS WITH THE NERD IN THE BASEMENT, LIVING UP TO HIS DISQUS NAME!

So.

Amy Adams was an even more egregious waste in Man of Steel.

I don't care if the early reviews for this weekends big new movie release are mixed, I'm still excited as hell for My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2.

This is awesome and all, but I just can't stop thinking about how excited I am for her next project, La La Land.

The Punisher is a reeeally hard character to get right, but damn if this show didn't come on like gangbusters from the get-go with its depiction of Punisher by having him blast onto the scene like an artillery filled Jason Voorhees in that hospital chase scene. He's terrifying, relentless and immediately leaves an…

"Here in Southern Texas, there is an additional problem…"
"Texans!"

Actually, I personally thought the video was interesting in how it broke down the lunacy of Trumps plans. We all dismiss this guy and his rantings, and for good reason. But many people don't and actually believe something like this giant wall could be beneficial to the country. This segment does a top notch and…

Oooooo, Mae Whitman would be really good, that's a great pick. If we're casting younger actress, I'll also toss in Bel Powley for consideration. She really impressed me with The Diary Of A Teenage Girl, would love for her to hit the big time and she'd fit the role well.

C'mon Trump, you used to be cool.