This actually sounds like a really cool premise for a dark comedy, and the always talented Scarlett Johansson.

Oh my God.

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I don't like Facebook profile pictures.

Words cannot describe how happy I am that this show never tried to make Kilgrave "kewl" or "a misunderstood loner". Nope, the dudes a psychotic rapist and the show and its writers are very much aware of that.

That's actually really cool to hear about the visuals, considering the trailer had some seriously stunning shots.

Oh how was Youth? Love me some Michael Caine and the trailer for it is quite good.

BREAKING NEWS

It was in that 2008 classic TV special You're A Regestered Sex Offender, Charlie Brown

Well, somebody watched Guardians Of The Galaxy.

All these lovely publications like The AV Club are already doing these "Best Film Scenes/Acting/Movies of 2015" lists, and I, the film critic that lives in Allen, Texas, am still waiting on seeing Room, let alone high profile 2015 movies like The Revenant, The Hateful Eight, Anomalisa, Carol, Son of Saul and The Big…

I think this is the only "Best Film Scenes of 2015" list that will have both Tangerine and Jem And The Holograms on it.

I'll also nominate the ending of The Diary Of A Teenage Girl, Michael Shannons speech about winners in 99 Homes, Steve Jobs talking to his daughter in the parking garage in Steve Jobs and the discussion about the simultaneous futility and beauty of humanity between The Vision and Ultron in Avengers: Age of Ultron.

The first trailer Independence Day 2: 2 Independence 2 Day has arrived.

Soooooo….I just finished The Ridiculous Six.

Please don't waste Oscar Isaac X-Men: Apocalypse. Please, I'm begging ya!

The first 26 minutes of The Ridiculous Six involve a young Adam Sandler watching his mother get brutally murdered, adult Adam Sandler using super-speed to stop one-eyed Will Forte and a donkey shitting all over a wall.

In The Heart Of The Sea is a shipwreck of a movie. A dark, harrowing story that could have made for fascinating cinema is delivered with all of the morals and depth of the "What Have We Learned Today" segments from Veggietales.

FUCK
YES

4. One of them is Nathan Rabin, who I know likes it ironically. The other 3 I know for a fact do it in all sincerity.