I laid some new Jurassic World bedsheets on my bed this weekend if that's what you're asking.

YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE BITCH

As if I needed an excuse to reread Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons!!

Matt Damon is marooned on Mars, and Donald Glover and Jessica Chastain have to rescue him in the first trailer for Ridley Scotts new movie The Martian!

"Snow goons are bad news"

Since this is the review we're all gonna be stuck on for the next year or so, I just have one thing to say….

Hey, I saw Mad Max: Fury Road again last night, and lemme tell ya, it was even better the second go-around! This movie is just packed with subtle details, and it's awesome to realize they exist in this viewing, particularly the subtle moments that really tie up the character arcs for supporting members of the cast. I…

I still can't believe The Inhumans are getting a major summer blockbuster. That's unreal and awesome!

Also; I'm not sure we're all doomed if Ant-Man and its ilk do well. Superhero movies will go on, some of which will be good, some of which will be bad, but there will always be plenty of movies for those who don't care for comic book features (hey! That's SBT!). As for me, I'll be eagerly awaiting promising looking…

Trust me, us superhero movie fans have already tasted failure…it was called Green Lantern. It was awful!

Uh oh, I'm about to toss the o'l gauntlet down by making some

"HE'S RIGHT!!!" - Glenn Beck/Jabba The Hutt (it's hard to tell the difference between the two, though Jabba is more coherent vocally)

#stormtrooperlivesmatter

i really didn't find this podcast to be

Joseph Gordon-Levitts French accent and 3D pop out effects are on full display in the new trailer for The Walk.

It was June 2014.

Hey lookie! A new 1 minute long Ant-Man TV spot has tons of new footage, including Michael Pena!!!! God, it's awesome to see him in a massive movie like this!

Between Michelle Monaghan in Pixels and now Paula Patton in this dreck, it feels like Adam Sandler is just taking any actress that I think is talented and putting her in one of his films.

The first teaser trailer (and I mean teaser, this bad boy is short) for The Good Dinosaur is here!

James Gunn confirmed over the weekend that, weirdly, Kang is over at Fox.