ME TOO!!!

I actually think Ant-Man was in some of the Lumiere Brothers short films, ya just gotta stay until after the credits.

I'm still working on my Age of Ultron review, but how about a rundown of the trailers I got for now?

In a surprise twist, Little Boy rebounded big time yesterday, taking the number one spot at the box office with a take of $113 million.

Josh Trank will no longer direct the 2018 Star Wars spin-off.

AGE OF ULTRON SPOILERS AHEAD

Hey, by the by, Avengers: Age of Ultron was terrific! Thankfully, it turned out be much more akin to The Empire Strikes Back and the deeply flawed Iron Man 2. I personally found AoU to be surprisingly nimble and well-written, especially in regards to making the threat of Ultron and The Twins resonate on a personal…

All right. It's Saturday night, I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape… Let's rock.

This project is such a fuck-up at this point. I bet Netflix wishes they had the option of just releasing this catastrophe on the direct-to-video market.

MASSIVE SPOILERS DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE MASSIVE SPOILERS

1. The Avengers: Age of Ultron
2. Adaptation
3. Furious 7
4. The Big Lebowski
5. It Follows
6. Unbreakable
7. The Squid And The Whale
8. While We're Young
9. Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters
10. Melancholia
11. Extract
12. Unfriended

I just saw The Avengers: Age of Ultron!! Excelsior!!!

…..your child is Alf?

I've just discovered that, two weeks out, Pitch Perfect 2 is tracking to make waaaaaaay more money in its opening weekend than Mad Max: Fury Road.

All joking aside, I hope these bigoted morons are taken to the cleaners. This sort of hideous sexism and antisemitism should never be tolerated, and it's good they're being called out on these kind of hideous actions.

"A screenplay? What's that"- Zack Snyder

EIGHT HOURS UNTIL MY THURSDAY NIGHT SCREENING WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nathan Rabin just liked my post on Facebook where I expressed sorrow in him leaving The Dissolve.

He'll become the greatest forgotbuster of all :(

Also, from his Twitter, it appears that he's taking his baby to a Juggalo concert.