I dread ti think what adverts will pop up in my timeline after I went to look. 

Get tae fuck with that bullshit. Weird how a black girl with a knife gets gunned down but a white kid with a rifle can open fire on a crowd and get arrested without a scratch as well as get bought McDonald’s by the police on the way to be booked.

I would think that the whole "mistaken for a serial killer" thing, would be a feature rather than a bug

Within 15 minutes of the Verdict police shot and killed a 13 year old black girl.

I think the simple fact that Prince and David Bowie are dead, but Pantshitter Nugent is still alive, is conclusive proof of the non existence of God

Well thanks for sticking a Bananarama song in my head! 

You're just deliberately lighting up the pearl-clutching Recognitions Signal now

Can I be Frank?

You know who else sits above her own mystery space? Your mum. 

If they're being milked for something that isn't milk I really don't want to know 

Of course, no one with any sense ever idolised Morrissey, it was always Johnny Marr

Russell Crowe wants a word

Was probably spraying something else when he got home 

Most noticeable when she starred in The Breast Whisperer 

Looks a blast. I miss seeing films in cinemas. This is definitely on the list. 

That's what you get for doing all your research on Wikipedia 

Yeah it’s actually 107,520 people per sq mile

Two things, I live in the UK and have never heard of Mirinda orange soda.

Way back when she was quite attractive 

No he doesn't, he's dead. Knighthood don't survive the death of the Knight. They are either passed to the eldest son in the case of hereditary knighthood, or more recently, the title ends when the recipient dies.